Baby Groot Venom shirt

If you want me to kiss you, I expect a baseline level of oral hygiene. Brush your teeth before you visit me. Floss regularly. Use mouthwash. I recommend Corsodyl. Get regular dental checkups. Your teeth don’t have to be perfect - gods know mine aren’t - but they need to be well-maintained. Smoking is gross and kissing smokers when you’re a non-smoker is like licking an ashtray. Even if you brushed your teeth before you came, if you smoked on the way here you’re going to make me gag. I’m honestly thinking about putting up my rates for smokers (or rather, putting up my rates for everyone and then giving a discretionary discount to people who don’t smell and taste like smoke).

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